Saints of George Meet

Burn the roof

Headed to Saint Geezy this weekend. Super excited! Techno blasting so loud you get a concussion. So much junk food my insides will scream murder. My sleeping schedule is going to rock, and when I say rock, I mean ROCK. I wont sleep at all. Up all night rockin out. Lets face the truth, junk food, loud music, and not sleeping a wink is bliss. When your schedule is mundane and repetitive for a while, getting freaky is a must. Some movies I'd like to relate to this would be... Hangover, although it may not be the best movie EVER, I have to say it gets me every time. It makes me laugh everytime, I can see my friends doing that to me, and or others I know. Leaving me drunk and out of life, left on the top of a hotel building. So common right? May the rest of those traveling looking for a good time remeber to BUCKLE em' belts. Keep the music loud, fill your bellie, and of course hit a home run of fun.

" What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, "

The 90's is the "New" Oldies

I've always been a huge fan of the 80's, 50's, 60's, and the 20's, but more importantly and more recently I'm a huge fan of ... the 90's. What can get better then the paint splattered hats, or neon shoes, shirts, and jackets? I dunno, I mean they pretty much rock my world. Especially the over size scrunchty head bands! HELL YA! Or how about the constantly repeated teen movies in the 90's that mainly consisted of death and tragedy. How can anything can better than that? A few of my most favorite movies had to be Scream, 10 things I hate about you, and of course, She's All That! A few we forget about are, Bio Dome, Election with Reese Witherspoon, Cruel Intentions, and Say Anything. All amazing movies, and all very inspirational. But it doesn't stop there. The fashion was even more extreme. With knee high boots influenced by "Kiss" to black lipstick created by the " Goths" formerly introduced by his and hers truly Courtney Love and lead singer of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain. This area is when teens decided being depressed and unusual rocked, which lets face it, it did!

Did he just call you fat?

My Favorite

Artist/Paintings

Fernando Botero

I am fat

The Advantages of Being FAT

• 1 in every 2 obese people are interviewed by the news media.
• Different parts of your body swell like a balloon, and your forearm is often the size of 2 human beings. (Your legs are the size of 3, the folds of your gut can fit 7)
• It's HIGHLY probable that you will reach a weight at which the earth becomes a satelite moon to your enormous gelatinous mass.
• You can eat people.
• You'll never get old!!! Morbidly obese people always die young.
• You can sit around and shed tears about your severe weight problem while you make sure those last few sticks of butter in the fridge--- ARE YOURS!
• When you die, you will have 35-40 men carrying your coffin...LIKE A KING.
• You are THE bell of the ball. In other words, you are the child of the New Years Eve Ball and the Liberty Bell.
• You will take up all of the space for that car ride. Allowing YOU to automatically get Shotgun even though your buddy called it first.
• You can play with your fat rolls.
• Many great Stand-up Comedians are obese. You can always become a successful stand-up comedian. Unless, of course, you fall through the stage (or aren't funny).
• Risk of Anorexia is greatly reduced.
• Obesity is often associated with positive characteristics such as good humor (the stereotype of the jolly fat man like Santa Claus) and an appreciation of fine cuisine. Also, who wants a skinny chef?
• Stranded on an island somewhere? You will certainly be the last one to die.
• You can make your friends feel better about themselves.
• If your building has a fire, you can roll a fat person over it to put it out.
• If you are too lazy to work, you can sell your fat to other people who have a desire to sit at home and die of a stroke.
• It is very fun to draw faces on your tummy and make him talk. It will probably be the only friend you'll ever have anyway.
• You can survive bullet wounds as the bullets will come to rest far before striking you organs
• Faking a heart attack becomes much easier
• You have a lot more stomach space.
• You can get government checks much easier.
• You can use your belly folds to store food and other items.
• You have to sit in first class on planes because you are too big to fit in the coach class seats.
• You can float in water, and if you're in the arctic, you will also be warm

DISADVANTAGES OF BEING FAT

• When playing computer games your fingers become to podgy to tytyopwe opiop[wererkl;,.
• You get hungry every half hour or so, if not constantly.
• You'll never be able to say you have a cool car because you will roll to places instead of drive.
• You may be hunted down by Subway and be forced to star in their commercials.
• You'll be taken by children who will slap your belly and ride the waves!
• You'll never be brave enough to put on swimming clothes, thus you will never swim.
• You will release huge amounts of methane gas per day according to your weight. (As Steven Hawkings said, a fatty will release approximately 5 megatons of methane gas a day per every pound of pure body fat said fatty weighs multiplied by the amount of food (in pounds) the said fatty eats in one day multiplied by the amount of beans, pork, cabbage, broccoli, and cheese products (in pounds) the said fatty eats in one day.)
• You will spend a lot more money on food because you'll eat it at lightning-fast rates.
• You may be kicked out of public areas for being too fat.
• You may be kicked out of buffets for taking their "ALL YOU CAN EAT" sign seriously.
• You will have to look around the world for clothes that come in size extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large. Or learn to sew so you can make your own.
• Every time you walk you will create on earthquake.
• You get bullied; even your own doctor threatens health consequences if you don't lose the weight.
• Its a downward spiral - others mock you, so you eat to feel better, which causes others to mock you, so you eat to feel better...
• Your penis or vagina in some cases both,explode

Blank Canvas Du

My newest creation is in the works. I am about 1/4 of the way done. I can't post it yet, I don't like to give away the surprise. But, to give a hint of what it is about, it has to do with a love story. One that has been read by millions across the world. I'm really excited about it. One of my favorite creations so far.

I'm like a fish in water

"Je suis comme un poisson dans l'eau"

Most embarrassing moments of any girls life.... "Its that time of the month again." Ya know, it is such a taboo thing to talk about.It is incredibly personal, and to some, an everyday type of thing to talk about.

For me, well.. I had an experience more recently that..to say in the most appropriate way would be.. a most humbling, womanly experience. It got me thinking about well.. TAMPONS. ha ha.. how did women do it back then? I also wanted to show some super sweet ads I found for tampons, tampax, kotex etc. I had no idea they had been around for so long, and to say in the nicest way...their ads back then were absolutely TERRIBLE. Ha....so I got a few from all types of areas, and I think you might enjoy this, I did.

I also want to add a few things. Notice how sexist they are at the beginning, and then notice how the ads change in direction over time. ha it's quite the change, but in a good way for sure. One other thing I'd like to add is the French add is saying " I'm like a fish in water." I haven't caught on to what that means exactly.;)

This one is from the late 60's. Out of

all of them, I think I like this one best.

I just love the late 60's and the girl on the jet ski

is pretty awesome too. Oh and the statement, "

You're Free" is also super awesome.

I don't have much to say about this, only that

it's so inappropriate in so many ways. This is a

French ad, and I'm not sure what area.

This one, most likely from

the 40's, is really interesting to me.

It says it's for "single" women. I'm not

sure what they are implying here? Is it that only women

who are married should have these?

This one, which is from 2010 I'm guessing, since this

brand just barely came out last year is super funny. I

like how in the ad she is

no longer afraid or embarrassed. In fact she

exposes it to her delight!

This one, is really hard to read. I had to magnify it.

This one, is also very interesting. They come

at you from a "scientific" perspective. Mainly, because

they hadn't been around very long, so they had to get

their facts straight. The wording, is weird in it. I would almost go

as far to say, elementary.